What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:20
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read